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What Does It Mean When Someone Gets Your Turkish Name Wrong?

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0123_horseman | 0:48 | 12 Nov 2021

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If you get a Türk`ish person'/s name wrong, this is what could happen;

1) In hostile environments, if the person was born on Küfür Sokak, it means you will need to prepare for a funeral, because your right to an existence will be instantly terminated. The smoking mafia is going to swoop in like a flock of chain-smoking pigeons and they're going to kill you with the lung-cancer before lunch time.

2) The sort that was born on Efendilik Sokak however, has a phD in the dogma of kindness. This type is more dangerous because it's makes you think they are a benign doormat, but they are kindness ninjas, armed with platters of food that could feed a small circus (including the animals). This sort will stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey, making your pants scream for mercy as you gain 7-10 kg overnight. If you're still breathing after they roll you down the street like a pastry-filled boulder, they are going to try and kill you with their Türk`ish Diabetes for dessert, served with lashings of extra guilt if you refuse to swallow it.

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