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Emlakçıların Ahududu | Outback Razzies : ACT 2

The Wedding Crashers: A Comedy of Expectations

THE EMLAK OSCARS 02

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SONGLINE: The Winner Takes It All, Ray White

YER: Oberon, Wombatistan

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0112_EMLAK02 | 1:08 | 14 Sept 2021

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4yo child state captured here; «bahçe'çi adam onlar'ı öldür'đü»

 

OSCAR 2

«yaho' merhaba! nasıl'sın? yılan'larla nasıl git'tin?!»
«'yo! how are ya? with the snakes, how did ya go?»

sahte gül'ümüşünden, beyaz diş'leri, dudak'larından çık'tı
from the fake smile, It's teeth from the lips, popped out

sanki aile'min düğün'ü davet'li riɉa'latlanmıştıydı kendi'sini
as though It invited itself to the family wedding

sakin duygu'suz surat'la
with calm apathy face

ɉevab'ım «bahçe'çi adam onlar'ı öldür'đü» ~'diydi
my reply «garden'ist man killed the snakes» ~'twas

sonra'dan, vurgu'lu haykırı'yı izlet'dim
after that, an emphatic exclamation I watched

«o boru-tenekeɉi'yi dört kez ara'maya çalış'tım! halâ ɉevap ver'medi!»
«i tried calling that pipe-tinker FOUR times, still no reply given!»

bravo kant
bravo can't

sanki ona bir Oskar ver'mem lağzım'dıydı
as though I had to present It with an Oscar,

9 ay'da, tamir organize etmek, telefon'u sade'ɉe 4 kez kaldır'mak için?
in 9 months, to organise repairs, just for picking up the phone 4 times?

yani, koskoɉaman bir Oskar'ı kazan'abilersinizeletemekelekelenemekeletmişmiğine için
like, for a whopping-huge Oscar - you could win

 

Grateful for the sun that made it roll.

~iD-ENTiTY

 

>>> ACT 1 - The Laundry of Life
>>> ACT 2 - The Wedding Crashers [YOU ARE HERE]
>>> ACT 3 - Calling for Help
>>> ACT 4 - Australian Home Invasions
>>> ACT 5 - Filth and Frustration


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