Wombatistan

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Wombatistan's Post Mortem Turkic Language Corpus
Documentation of Language Death & Fieldwork For Neuro-Diverse Education
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Kalem Tutucu | Pencil Holder

Kalem Tutucu | Pencil Holder
SONGLINE: gold foil stars
YER: Mordor, Wombatistan
Pencil sharpeners. #sharpener
3327 pencil holder | 1:08 | 28 Aug 2023

Kalsiyum Çıkarıcı | Chalky Teeth On Toast

Kalsiyum Çıkarıcı | Chalky Teeth On Toast
SONGLINE: anorexia ballet
YER: Leura
Powdered toast man's nut cracker. #anotheronebitesthedust
3328 dallas-o-beth | 1:17 | 29 Aug 2023

Görkemli Point Yollunda | Sweet Dreams Space Cadet

Görkemli Point Yollunda | Sweet Dreams Space Cadet
SONGLINE: terrain tracker, miss karaça suburbs
YER: Sublime Point Road, Leura
In memory of knowing where the only hill was, followed by the sound of that dismissive {sen_bilirsin hotline voice. #tracking
3329 sublime point road | 1:09 | 30 Aug 2023

Drosera Pikseller | Latchkey Pokies

Drosera Pikseller | Latchkey Pokies
SONGLINE: rancid vegemite margarine
YER: Cowra, Lawson
Flashback relic of the unfurling drosera. #latchkey
3330 FB drosera pixels to cowra | 1:17 | 31 Aug 2023

Içki Pengo Xatıra | Scott On The Rocks

Içki Pengo Xatıra | Scott On The Rocks
SONGLINE: pengo, burgundy beer carpet
YER: Cnr Missenden Rd / King Street Newtown
UHT Motels. Glass table top retroville. #retro
3330b motel holidays pingu | 1:00 | 1 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Haklı Yüz Buruşturma | Your Legitimate Grimace

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Haklı Yüz Buruşturma | Your Legitimate Grimace
SONGLINE: The Tin Shed, Thoroughly Dead
YER: Wombatistan
Don't apologise, your assessment was accurate. #isocol
3331 KFC grimace | 1:13 | 2 Sept 2023

Ãœcretsiz Bedava Sel Sigorta | For The Allegedly Solid Rock

Ücretsiz Bedava Sel Sigorta | For The Allegedly Solid Rock
SONGLINE: Free Australian Flooding Insurance
YER: Wombatistan
In the meanwhile, they had the data that could've prevented you from buying such a craptastic home, just because somebody failed to disclose the truth ...and justice desserts for all. From the restaurant at the edge of the universe, they're going to give free blueberry cheesecakes for everybody at The Mock Trial.
3331b earthquakeworks building | 1:16 | 3 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Yüzündeki Bakkış | Justified Contempt

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Yüzündeki Bakkış | Justified Contempt
SONGLINE: unforgettable
YER: Wombatistan
The raw honesty of that grimace you never needed to apologise for. #lifetime
3332 KFC justified contempt | 1:27 | 4 Sept 2023

Abojuwis : Sinektçi | Baygon Tripping

Abojuwis : Sinektçi | Baygon Tripping
SONGLINE: God-Level Fly Killer, fly trap design
YER: Wombatistan
Prevented a few million from breeding across the past decade. #flies
3332b ABJ baygone tripping | 1:20 | 5 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Kötücül Tiyatronun Tüy Seyiri | Princess Diana Feathers

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Kötücül Tiyatronun Tüy Seyiri | Princess Diana Feathers
SONGLINE: C64 chiller, popcorn, turkish airlines, globally yours, cheeseburger, boat fishing
YER: Wombatistan, Bondi, La Perouse, Botany Bay
Princess Diana Feather cruising hangouts. #grass
3333 KFC diana feathers chiller | 1:26 | 6 Sept 2023

İki Yıl Tamirsiz Yol | Blaming Your God For Difficult Circumstances

İki Yıl Tamirsiz Yol | Blaming Your God For Difficult Circumstances
SONGLINE: bogged, limburger
YER: Wombatistan
How impossible'ment. #audit
3333b NSW failed to maintain road | 1:17 | 7 Sept 2023

Bebek Uçluğun Çam Tırnakları | Kentucky Fried Pine'O'Clean At Doll's Point

Bebek Uçluğun Çam Tırnakları | Kentucky Fried Pine'O'Clean At Doll's Point
SONGLINE: KFC, cock-eyed octopist
YER: Wombtistan, Doll's Point, Newtown
Forever ignored in that car. The unforgettable night without KFC. #kfc
3334 dolls point octopus | 1:08 | 8 Sept 2023

Nefesin Boğulması | Don't Swallow's Mary With A Lamb

Nefesin Boğulması | Don't Swallow's Mary With A Lamb
SONGLINE: international cheese toast party, failed to define neutral
YER: Wentworth Falls
Futility of utterance. #tut
3334b don't swallow mary | 1:08 | 9 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Türk Anıqtay Tanım Metodları | Pinball & Passport Milkshakes

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Türk Anıqtay Tanım Metodları | Pinball & Passport Milkshakes
SONGLINE: sucuk, sausage, turkish airlines, globally yours, fish and chips
YER: Newtown, Wombatistan
In memory of the Greek Milkbar. #sucuk
3335 KFC pinball passport-amber | 1:25 | 10 Sept 2023

Kabul Etmeyen Tütüncü | Wilson's Carpet Cleaning Corner

Kabul Etmeyen Tütüncü | Wilson's Carpet Cleaning Corner
SONGLINE: beige carpet, steam cleaning, euromaid
YER: Newtown, Wombatistan
Assault from the environment, warranted that visit, while others got to discard it like toilet paper. #postbirth
3335b post birth cigarettes | 1:17 | 11 Sept 2023

Kurbağalı Kayıp Şapka | St James' Peach Melba Frogs

Kurbağalı Kayıp Şapka | St James' Peach Melba Frogs
SONGLINE: peach melba, frog, telecom, lost hat, grandma
YER: Mudgee, St James, Elizabeth Street
Incompatible discordance. Malignancy detected across the entire 120km road trip. Hospitable reception, but too fatigued by the past decade's toll. Not motivated to push further north, when we've already sampled the same-same'ism that was explored along the eastern coastline.
3336 STJAMES elizabeth street | 1:26 | 12 Sept 2023

Kitap Yazmayacaksın | Your Anvil's Forge

Kitap Yazmayacaksın | Your Anvil's Forge
SONGLINE: in memory of Your Dad's Best Seller
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown Cemetery
Favourite tombstone was the lady with the blank book. Location upon entry, was on the left section that emerges just before the church, shortly after the big fig tree on the right. In memory of starting the dictionary for Mother c/o NM.
3336b MW not a book | 1:08 | 13 Sept 2023

Adalet Yok - Sadece Ölçü | Justice Liberty Square - Measure That

Adalet Yok - Sadece Ölçü | Justice Liberty Square - Measure That
SONGLINE: Secret Women's Business
YER: Wombatistan, Bondi
No such thing as justice, only measure. #measure
3337 CW bondi sprouts |1:23 | 14 Sept 2023

Adsız Çizme | Without Discipline

Adsız Çizme | Without Discipline
SONGLINE: anorexic ballet, tower of silence
YER: Wombatistan, Leura
Adsız. #boot
3337b DVW steel toe fire dallas-o-beth | 1:16 | 15 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Arazi Raporu | Guidelines For Touchdowns

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Arazi Raporu | Guidelines For Touchdowns
SONGLINE: turkish airlines, globally yours, touchdown
YER: Wombatistan
Don't bother, it's not worth the jet lag. Minimum ideal height above sea level 1100m. Climate acclimatisation process took 6-7 years at this peak, but about 17 years starting from 900m. Haven't reached the "i'm too old and need a much warmer climate!" phenomena yet.
3338 KFC touchdown briefing | 1:45 | 16 Sept 2023

Pavlova Palavra Sihirbazlık | Your Dog's Service Bowl

Pavlova Palavra Sihirbazlık | Your Dog's Service Bowl
SONGLINE: pavlov, census fail, foil hat
YER: Wombatistan
Adventures with My Dog. #pavlova
3338b DVW dog bowl monitor | 1:30 | 17 Sept 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Rus Kibrit Avukat | Piano Jazz Tartan

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Rus Kibrit Avukat | Piano Jazz Tartan
SONGLINE: turkish airlines, globally yours, rus kibrit avukat, hover bother C64
YER: Wombatistan
Don't bother, it's not worth the jet lag! Wouldn't bother with the sampling of a stale cheese & ham sandwich that's 3 days old at JFK, unless the cash was disposable. #mowing
3339 KFC-trailer piano-jazz | 1:12 | 18 Sept 2023

Madonna'nın Kalemtıraşları | Vera's Salt & Vinegar Pencils

Madonna'nın Kalemtıraşları | Vera's Salt & Vinegar Pencils
SONGLINE: pencil fed
YER: Wombatistan
Pencil sharpeners that were needed to milk it for the ultimate tips that were naturally capable of getting the job done properly.
3339b HRC discrimer | 1:25 | 19 Sept 2023

Elli Kilo Yeşil Köri Ezmesi | 50kg Green Curry With Anemic Basil

Elli Kilo Yeşil Köri Ezmesi | 50kg Green Curry With Anemic Basil
SONGLINE: green curry, thai airways
YER: Wombatistan, Cabramatta
In memory of that moment, after a lifetime of only seeing those small packets for Green Curry ..but then you get to see the epic mothership size that weighs 50kg at Cabramatta. #greencurry
3340 green curry | 1:17 | 20 Sept 2023

Çalışma Bonus Kırıntıları | State Of Your Non-Sabbatical Vehicle

Çalışma Bonus Kırıntıları | State Of Your Non-Sabbatical Vehicle
SONGLINE: mitsubishi
YER: Wombatistan, Wentworth Falls
Photography equipment never arrived. Never saw the tickets. Just left with the memory of that oil leak which left you running on empty ...and how it felt against the soles of your shoes on that scooter descent of 100m in elevation ...on your way back down from the shops located 8km away. | Türkürüğüik Def
3341 VR mitsubishi | 1:08 | 21 Sept 2023

Yerli Adın | Oakland & Pyrmont Parallel Parks

Yerli Adın | Oakland & Pyrmont Parallel Parks
SONGLINE: teacher's strike, native
YER: Pyrmont Sydney & Oakland San Francisco
Thanks. #native
3342 SFO oakland teachers strike | 1:17 | 22 Sept 2023

Sahte İş Değer Ağacı | Near Miss Packaging Trade Push Through

Sahte İş Değer Ağacı | Near Miss Packaging Trade Push Through
SONGLINE: rims, another late invoice
YER: Wombatistan
Side-rams. The rims were intact. #pushthrough
3343 a near miss wombat | 0:59 | 23 Sept 2023

Boş Tanı Histeri Hastalığı | Rags For Kindling

Boş Tanı Histeri Hastalığı | Rags For Kindling
SONGLINE: hysteria, limbuger
YER: Wombatistan
Baggage transfer. #hysteria
3344 rags for kindling | 1:08 | 24 Sept 2023

En Azından Denedin | Barking Dog Normalities

En Azından Denedin | Barking Dog Normalities
SONGLINE: redheads, windex, tape
YER: Wombatistan
Yes. #redheads
3345 barking dog normalities | 1:25 | 25 Sept 2023

Kemanın Hırkası | Canon In Turkish Kentucky Fried Chicken Minor

Kemanın Hırkası | Canon In Turkish Kentucky Fried Chicken Minor
SONGLINE: violin, ashton
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown, Penrith
Cable knit. #kfc
3346 violin jumper | 1:17 | 26 Sept 2023

Karinca Dünya Venetian Biskuviler | Unconditional Mirage

Karinca Dünya Venetian Biskuviler | Unconditional Mirage
SONGLINE: arnott's venetians
YER: Wombatistan, Auburn
How do you pronounce that?! problems. #venetians
3347 joan venetian biskuvi | 0:59 | 27 Sept 2023

Abojuiwis : Ruhların Dönülmesi | Contact Commentaries

Abojuiwis : Ruhların Dönülmesi | Contact Commentaries
SONGLINE: land talk
YER: Wombatistan
Track humidity/nem records. Scan for TIA. Start compiling speech records. Please assign another Pine Splice for brekkie. TYFF. #spirit
3348 ABJ no returns | 1:17 | 28 Sept 2023

Garuda Yankırıktar | Just A Mistake Burnt The Beans Again

Garuda Yankırıktar | Just A Mistake Burnt The Beans Again
SONGLINE: garuda, beans, just'a mistake, checksum
YER: Wombatistan
The trap demo's cousin. #garuda
3349 garuda echo | 1:08 | 29 Sept 2023

Farkili Cattle Class Airlines: Geçersiz Avustralyalı Evlilik Sertifikası | Automatic Divorce Grants

Farkili Cattle Class Airlines: Geçersiz Avustralyalı Evlilik Sertifikası | Automatic Divorce Grants
SONGLINE: globally yours
YER: Wombatistan
Early list of preliminary conditions for automatic divorce grants. No permissions or applications required. Automatically recognising & acknowledging your need to abort. Automatically granted, as soon as you need to part ways.
3350 KFC pre divorce alertment | 1:06 | 30 Sept 2023

Gecikmeli Küf Kızartması | Cadmium Lead Yellow Trails

Gecikmeli Küf Kızartması | Cadmium Lead Yellow Trails
SONGLINE: Slavonic Steak, Angry Pudding, Standing Rib, Christmas, Thoroughly Dead
YER: Wombatistan
Bitter coffee before quarter to christmas o'clock. In memory of how his excuse for not being able to respond was "I'm too busy". #toobusy
3351 slavonic steak | 0:59 | 1 Oct 2023

Yetişkin Baloncuların Kültü | Continental Tuberculosiscites

Yetişkin Baloncuların Kültü | Continental Tuberculosiscites
SONGLINE: Consumption, Luftballoon
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown
This tür is always the first to spit [prude] as a pejorative [preux]. #badpasta
3352 NM party balloons for adults | 1:17 | 2 Oct 2023

Yıkatlı Tüketme Gösterge | Wasted On Milkers

Yıkatlı Tüketme Gösterge | Wasted On Milkers
SONGLINE: Lufballoon, NM, Leathered Deri
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown
Take note of the significant drifts that fail to return. Keep track of the signal droff off times, then keep tabs if you hear the relay return around 42 earth years later. #dig
3353 NM wasted on milkits | 1:00 | 3 Oct 2023

[*] Guguk Hukuk Hak Alımları | Revisitation of Hukuk's Ligatures

[*] Guguk Hukuk Hak Alımları | Revisitation of Hukuk's Ligatures
SONGLINE: What's a VJ?
YER: Wombatistan
Their right to anger. #ligatures
3354 their right to anger | 1:33 | 4 Oct 2023

Dolandırıcı Umut Gaz Kitaplar | The Fire Blankets

Dolandırıcı Umut Gaz Kitaplar | The Fire Blankets
SONGLINE: Angle Grinder, Rushdie Orpahane, Ramsey Mother's Font, EDU'süz
YER: Wombatistan
Accumulation of words claiming to provide legitimate value. #weightlosstips
3355 concscious monkeys | 1:10 | 5 Oct 2023

Teşhis Edilmemiş Paranoya | Head Of Electronics : Bureaucracy Traindozer

Teşhis Edilmemiş Paranoya | Head Of Electronics : Bureaucracy Traindozer
SONGLINE: EDU'süz, Aidan's Train
YER: Wombatistan
Thanks Bryan. A deep shame it was so pre-soiled. In memory of the look on your face, when you saw how they didn't know what an oscilloscope was. AFP_AUDIT 20230911_20:09 - Registry of Guilt Status: 89% recovered atm, but not without damage | too latte turkic turkish w
3356 bryan introductions | 1:56 | 6 Oct 2023

Kütüphaneci | The Librarian

Kütüphaneci | The Librarian
SONGLINE: index, archive, stack, review
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown coda #librarian
3357 date of that | 0:59 | 7 Oct 2023

Anaokul Temizlik Alt Programı | Kinder Mig Rig

Anaokul Temizlik Alt Programı | Kinder Mig Rig
SONGLINE: Kinder, Mig, Stoli
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown
Regionally specific cleaning products. #temizleme
3358 kinder mignon | 0:59 | 8 Oct 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Kilazlı Kiraz Ev Kırıntısı | Imaginary Milkshakes

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Kilazlı Kiraz Ev Kırıntısı | Imaginary Milkshakes
SONGLINE: Mediocracy, EDU'süz, Geoff Crittenden Altın Folyo Yıldızı Var, Tig Rig Subroutine
YER: Wombatistan, Oberon
Undercooked beef burgers with bacon, while their turkey was made out of 100% Australian Pork. Disappointingly naf & mediocre milkshake. #kaynak
3359 KFC milkshake-vampire | 1:06 | 9 Oct 2023

Dön Bak Röle Ayna | Repeating Mirror Relay Phase II

Dön Bak Röle Ayna | Repeating Mirror Relay Phase II
SONGLINE: Kaynanamla Suhl - Jihan Menimdir
YER: Wombatistan, Newtown, Sydney Airport
Tanımsız mahsurun işaret ışık yıldızı. #kayıp
3360 the repeating mirror | 0:59 | 10 Oct 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Fasulye Torbasında Kaynak Serenatları | Tig Welding By The Fire

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Fasulye Torbasında Kaynak Serenatları | Tig Welding By The Fire
SONGLINE: Adana Kebab, Mediocracy, EDU'süz, Geoff Crittenden Altın Folyo Yıldızı Var, New Star Kebab, This Goes With That At Susan
YER: Wombatistan, Auburn
In memory of the first wombat-shaped weld, but the teacher thought I must've had a hardcore [?!!!] physical co-ordination problem. Thanks for helping me weld my first wombat-shaped weld, into a self-supporting art frame. | Wombatistan #A
3361 KFC tig welding by the fire | 1:56 | 11 Oct 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Dokuz Ay Gemi | Frog Waltz Of Accountability The Gold Fish

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines : Dokuz Ay Gemi | Frog Waltz Of Accountability The Gold Fish
3362 KFCX mothers skirt | 1:06 | 12 Oct 2023

Lastik Bant Dayanma Güçü | Rubber Band Resistance

Lastik Bant Dayanma Güçü | Rubber Band Resistance
SONGLINE: spring onions with jeff, john west tuna, optometrist, exercise gimmicks
YER: Wombatistan
Normalisation standards. #rubberband
3363 stop crying | 1:17 | 13 Oct 2023

Is Askın | Susan's Coathanger

Is Askın | Susan's Coathanger
SONGLINE: verucca, donkey kong, dungeon, romper room, a rose is a rose, phuong
YER: Wombatistan
Dreams of never-ending rooms in the basement. Preferred it before the name change.
#isimlik
3364 dream never-ending rooms | 1:17 | 14 Oct 2023

Geçmiş Dönmeler | Involuntary Shower Paralysis News

Geçmiş Dönmeler | Involuntary Shower Paralysis News
SONGLINE: breaking news, choplifter, ashphalt, shovel, hak
YER: Wombatistan, Anzac Memorial
Notes on the debilitating condition that affected mobility and daily activity. Common challenges faced by individuals at the facility included difficulties showering with dignity, the occurrence of flashbacks, the absence of pads and the need for generator backup during power outages.
3365 irkchew news | 1:17 | 15 Oct 2023

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Stok Sayma Dikkati | California Breakfasts

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines: Stok Sayma Dikkati | California Breakfasts
SONGLINE: hash browns, iodised salt, MS
YER: Wombatistan, Las Vegas, Pink Flamingo Hotel
California was an aromatic boomerang sunrise phenomena during breakfast. A truly unforgettable experience. Strongest peaks were during the autumn equinox.
#hashbrowns
3366 ABJ-KFC hotel california | 1:25 | 16 Oct 2023

 

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