Wombatistan

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Wombatistan's Post Mortem Turkic Language Corpus
Documentation of Language Death & Fieldwork For Neuro-Diverse Education
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 the snail is mightier than the slime

~ the snail is mightier than the slime

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Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines | Palmolive Huzur

Fakirli Cattle Class Airlines | Palmolive Huzur
SONGLINE: Washing The Dishes
YER: Wombatistan tinkle pırıl
3129 JCtracer | 1:06 | 29 Jan 2023

Sizin Autism Pty Ltd Poxlukaklar

Sizin Autism Pty Ltd Poxlukaklar
SONGLINE: NSW Department Of Avustralyanın Boklataklı Education
YER: Leura Pooblıck Bokul
hindsight accountability complex of gurus
3130 autisticPL | 1:25 | 30 Jan 2023

Liberal Pig Slushee | Illegal Packaging Design Registrar

Liberal Pig Slushee | Illegal Packaging Design Registrar
SONGLINE: Change It Then You Pay For It
YER: Wombatistan
şarkını deyiştirince, adında deyişecek
3131 cheestos-twisterB | 1:25 | 31 Jan 2023

Yokboluş Polislerin | Tweedle Far Gone Dumb-Dee

Yokboluş Polislerin | Tweedle Far Gone Dumb-Dee
SONGLINE: Redheads, MacDonalds, Qantas
YER: Lithgowvun
Çöp without RSVP - failure to regulate alice
3132 tweedledumb | 1:26 | 1 Feb 2023

Amber Askılar | The Coathanger

Amber Askılar | The Coathanger
SONGLINE: dictionary, charlie chaplin shoelace skabetti, yves
YER: Harbour Bridge Court House Hotel Sydney
carrying the anchor of a {titanic, koş #amber
3133 coathanger-amber | 1:19 | 2 Feb 2023

Eşya Götçürtçü | The Concert

Eşya Götçürtçü | The Concert
SONGLINE: 3D laser light show, spatula, dilmah tea
YER: Central Coast, Sydney Opera House Steps
baggage
3134 theconcert | 1:09 | 3 Feb 2023

Desiderata Kafkaslı Legolass | Conversations With Art

Desiderata Kafkaslı Legolass | Conversations With Art
SONGLINE: Les Miserables, Andrew Llyod Webber, Tim Tams, Abalone
YER: Poxlukistanlı Kıtada
at the end of the day, your eyebrows will always take an eternity to fade
3135 conversations-with-art | 1:10 | 4 Feb 2023

Çerçeve Tim Tam | Plague Of Doctors

Çerçeve Tim Tam | Plague Of Doctors
SONGLINE: foxy loxy, dorittos
YER: mexico
#timtam
3136 plague-of-doctors | 1:03 | 5 Feb 2023

İskemik ŞÃƒÂ¼phe | Armchair Psychologist

İskemik Şüphe | Armchair Psychologist
SONGLINE: Lidgow Council Omfugsman Christmas Spushal
YER: Keyindiybokunlayatıstan
iki sene sonra, {jung ve {sigmund alçaklar hala yollarını tamir edemediler
3137 armchair-psychologist | 1:18 | 6 Feb 2023

Utzon'la Tuvaletinizdeki Diplomam | The Toolmaker's Chisel

Utzon'la Tuvaletinizdeki Diplomam | The Toolmaker's Chisel
SONGLINE: UTS Sucked
YER: Utzon Room Toilets Sydney Opera House
saw the cracks well over a decade ago
3138 toolmakers-chisel | 1:20 | 7 Feb 2023

Boşa Çıkan Çaba | Sabotaged Wires

Boşa Çıkan Çaba | Sabotaged Wires
SONGLINE: Inadequate Preferentially Treated AU Hospitals
YER: Multiple Sclerosis Rockdale Bermuda
crystal clear couverture telegraph #chocolate
3139 sabotaged-wires | 1:11 | 8 Feb 2023

Vizigoth Atışma | Onescomo Non-Apology Holiday Dancing

Vizigoth Atışma | Onescomo Non-Apology Holiday Dancing
SONGLINE: Come To Fiji
YER: Wentworth Falls, Hawaii
linked to {vizigoth cz bridge - towards the direction of {portugal unfortunately, the modern keyboard failed to transfer and we couldn't adopt it. very frustrating, when it was perfectly adequate and appropriate for the job. had to create a temporary crutch to bridge the ambiguous realm in-between [ç/ş]. need to remain mindful of all the other [s/z] forks that also link to that portal. {v
3140 non-apology | 1:26 | 9 Feb 2023

Omurganın Flütüsü | Galileo's Myoclonic Jerking

Omurganın Flütüsü | Galileo's Myoclonic Jerking
SONGLINE: Spine Cevical C2 C4
YER: Royal Prince Alfred Hospital Camperdown
how to diagnosis the psychosomatic {vusic wazafakosis medical malpractise lawsuit uzun çürü, meyit In memory of the all the alçakbatpafakmaks, who couldn't find it in the brain, because it was in the spine. c turkish with english subtitles
3141 myoclonic-jerking | 1:13 | 10 Feb 2023

Kiminseminin Adına | Mauri Vaginamite Judgement Invalidated

Kiminseminin Adına | Mauri Vaginamite Judgement Invalidated
SONGLINE: harding rosacea, vegemite, mauri
YER: camelia
how the kayahan arrived here, through the cassette of a minibus concentrated yeast extract for your shaft #bandırma
3142 judgement-invalidated | 1:00 | 11 Feb 2023

Izdırap Reseptsiyonistin Kilitlemesi | Just Another Renee

Izdırap Reseptsiyonistin Kilitlemesi | Just Another Renee
SONGLINE: another one bites the dust, romper stomper room
YER: Royal Prince Alfred, Camperdow
eeg
3143 renee-36weekspregnant | 1:32 | 12 Feb 2023

Evde Eğitim Rezaletiniz | Stay At Home Kid

Evde Eğitim Rezaletiniz | Stay At Home Kid
SONGLINE: education act
YER: Leura
School never with me
3144 stay-at-home-hug | 1:04 | 13 Feb 2023

Bir Çanakta | Telstra Scam Artist

Bir Çanakta | Telstra Scam Artist
SONGLINE: stephen king {it, telstra
YER: Wombatistan
needed a mountain to make a mole hill #it
3145 telstra-scam-artist | 1:17 | 14 Feb 2023

Filo Amirali'nin Tampa Körfez Deniz-Kurt | Presidio Sticks

Filo Amirali'nin Tampa Körfez Deniz-Kurt | Presidio Sticks
SONGLINE: Sea Wolf C64
YER: Norway, Newtown
they were so unlikely, the noise was a shock #tampabay
3146 presidio-fakgotsC | 1:16 | 15 Feb 2023

Çatı Kat Rüyaların | Penthouse Trade Offs

Çatı Kat Rüyaların | Penthouse Trade Offs
SONGLINE: grandma's sunrise hello
YER: Wombatistan
not much mods were needed there, but design failed for passive solar. often wished the east-facing window could capture the entire winter-to-summer solstice swing. verandah had adequate depth but the height was far too low ...really needed to wrap the entire house to gain adequate all-round protection from rain.
3147 penthouse-trade-off | 1:09 | 16 Feb 2023

Ãœreme Saati | Turkey Baster's Biological Grand-ma-pa-po Clock

Üreme Saati | Turkey Baster's Biological Grand-ma-pa-po Clock
SONGLINE: your IVF conundrums
YER: Linthorpe Street, Newtown
because at a certain age, both men & women will need to start using turkey basters #biologicalclock
3148 grandmajc | 1:00 | 17 Feb 2023

Joker Sub-Routine 6a75v15oh6ac540_C64 : Kapat Çe-Çeneni | Shut Up Banjo

Joker Sub-Routine 6a75v15oh6ac540 C64 : Kapat Çe-Çeneni | Shut Up Banjo
SONGLINE: Aufest, Commodore 64 // ...you will only ever shine as brightly as the kind of environment you're in // ~ ihsan'dan
YER: Auburn School, Wombatistan
pentanogalists would've long forgotten it by now ~ not really looking forward to any allegedly pleasant surprises there too latte.
3149 shutup banjo | 1:18 | 18 Feb 2023

Geç Davet | How Kind Of You To Let Me Come

Geç Davet | How Kind Of You To Let Me Come
SONGLINE: Professor Higgins, Anzac
YER: Wombatistan
They called it hospitality. #passport
3150 late-invitation-for-daffows | 1:08 | 19 Feb 2023

Yok Sayılan Soruşturma | Tweedle Dumb'n'Dee INXS (Cow Sound)

Yok Sayılan Soruşturma | Tweedle Dumb'n'Dee INXS (Cow Sound)
SONGLINE: Hello
YER: Wombatistan
No point in reporting when they don't exist. #cowvideos
3151 gunshot-dumbledee | 1:20 | 20 Feb 2023

İstenmeyen BroşÃƒÂ¼r İtici | Shove Off

İstenmeyen Broşür İtici | Shove Off
SONGLINE: When Push Comes To Toss
YER: Wombatistan
Stale & bland nose turners. No flavour in their beef. #obligation
3152 shoved-flyers | 1:04 | 21 Feb 2023

Noel Jetonu | Canadian Bacon Pasta

Noel Jetonu | Canadian Bacon Pasta
SONGLINE: Canadian Bacon Christmas Spushal
YER: Newcastle
Couldn't find the 'normal' bacon anywhere in the US. Don't know if it will taste the same or different with Canadian bacon from elsewhere. #bacon
3153 thanks for bacon pasta | 1:00 | 22 Feb 2023

Kayıtsız Kasaba | No Authority

Kayıtsız Kasaba | No Authority
SONGLINE: Every Breath You Take
YER: North Wombatistan
Lousy aim with grotty toilets. #authorityaccelerator
3154 no-authority | 1:09 | 23 Feb 2023

Herkesin Olması Gerekiyordu | Would've Been A No

Herkesin Olması Gerekiyordu | Would've Been A No
SONGLINE: Rosemary's Mould
YER: Newcastle
Choosing the best out of a crappy lot. #evlenme
3155 christianwilliam | 1:18 | 24 Feb 2023

Hizasız | Out Of Alignment

Hizasız | Out Of Alignment
SONGLINE: Oprah, Scratch Me Happy
YER: Wombatistan
No meritocracy there. It was always just luck. #justlucky
3156 out-of-alignment | 1:00 | 25 Feb 2023

Yetersiz Rüya Evi | Chainsaw Barbie Baseball

Yetersiz Rüya Evi | Chainsaw Barbie Baseball
SONGLINE: Building Code Standards Of Farcetralia
YER: Wombatistan
Another pop-up tent that couldn't survive beyond 2 decades. #buildingcode
3157 dreamhouse-baseball | 1:09 | 26 Feb 2023

Eksik Topluluklar | Exit

Eksik Topluluklar | Exit
SONGLINE: Defunct Education Act 1990, RU-486
YER: Leura
Have another for what country? Working full time. #education
3158 numb-sobibor | 1:17 | 27 Feb 2023

Kısa An Kedi | Russian Blue

Kısa An Kedi | Russian Blue
SONGLINE: Crystal Lazarus
YER: Outer Baulkham Hills
Be grateful for the crumbs. #begrateful
3159 russian-blue | 1:09 | 28 Feb 2023

Yapay Saygılar | When You Thought It Cared

Yapay Saygılar | When You Thought It Cared
SONGLINE: Blank Apologies
YER: Erskineville Rd Newtown, Royal Prince Alfred Hospital
Barren crumb. #misdiagnosis
3160 dawn-stroke2 | 1:08 | 1 Mar 2023

Gidecek Yer Yokunca | No More Tears With The Godfather's Rose

Gidecek Yer Yokunca | No More Tears With The Godfather's Rose
SONGLINE: No More Tears - Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo
YER: Uyghur/Kyrgyz Direction
emergence of the W-V bridge - but it ended up traveling down the down the V stream at this fork #godfather
3161 nowhere-to-go | 1:23 | 2 Mar 2023

Sadakatten Ayrılma Programı | Loyalty Detachment Program

Sadakatten Ayrılma Programı | Loyalty Detachment Program
SONGLINE: It's How They Con
YER: Wombatistan
Carrying the weight of a lot of Telecom geriatrics, still floating. #télécom
3162 loyalty-detachment-program | 1:17 | 3 Mar 2023

[*] İlk Çıkan Türk [W]-Bağ Harflerin Hareketleri | Emergence Of The Initial [W] Ligatures

[*] İlk Çıkan Türk [W]-Bağ Harflerin Hareketleri | Emergence Of The Initial [W] Ligatures
SONGLINE: Johnson & Johnson - No More Tears
YER: Wombatistan
Documentation of the initial [w]-related ligatures that are starting to emerge, when vowels bridge into [n]. Similar also happens with [m] ...but, it's most prominent with [n] as an ending, so they're the first ones to pop out. This is what's causing the phenomena of vowels bleeding into consonants (& vice versa). If the [vowel]+[n] were two separate pieces of a jigsaw puzzle t
3163 no-more-tears | 1:09 | 4 Mar 2023

Godfleas Süper Süpürge Hukuklu Sıpıruwış | Credit Wormer

Godfleas Süper Süpürge Hukuklu Sıpıruwış | Credit Wormer
SONGLINE: Godfreys Felç Radyo
YER: Newtown
Godfreys will suck your guts out with this state of the art psychotic vacuum cleaner, featuring the latest bag-less technology. #vacuum
3164 credit-wormer | 1:09 | 5 Mar 2023

Sert Çayın Aynalanması | The Mirrored Relay

Sert Çayın Aynalanması | The Mirrored Relay
SONGLINE: Dilmah Extra Strength
YER: Artvin, Rize, Çannakale
No double-decker teapots here. I don't know if that's why the imported teas from Rize were so anemic compared to Dilmah Extra Strength. #tea
3165 the-mirrored-relay | 1:09 | 6 Mar 2023

Bolero Buzunun Ãœzerinde | Sheening Across The Muck Mucks

Bolero Buzunun Üzerinde | Sheening Across The Muck Mucks
SONGLINE: Mr Sheen, Ice Skating
YER: Newtown, Wombatistan
Mr Sheen was awesome at making floorboards turn into a skating rink. #polish
3166 JC-bolero | 1:00 | 7 Mar 2023

Yapay Yüzeysel Ihlamursuz Çay Davetleriniz | Reciprocity Tea

Yapay Yüzeysel Ihlamursuz Çay Davetleriniz | Reciprocity Tea
SONGLINE: Linden Flower, Daffodil, Hardly Normal Puddings
YER: Wombatistan
The snubbing of Ihlamur & regarding store-bought biscuits as being an adequate side dish for all tea parties. #ıhlamur
3166b reciprocity-tea | 1:26 | 8 Mar 2023

Birincil Saldırganı Doğru Tanımlayamamanız | Forced Artificial Benefits

Birincil Saldırganı Doğru Tanımlayamamanız | Forced Artificial Benefits
SONGLINE: Every Breath You Take
YER: Wombatistan
When the body protests, don't fall for the lures. #sausage
3167 forced-artificial-benefits | 1:01 | 9 Mar 2023

Kayıp Büyük Anneannenin Uyarı Dön Yankı İzleri | Diary Of A Nocturnal Lunching Wombat

Kayıp Büyük Anneannenin Uyarı Dön Yankı İzleri | Diary Of A Nocturnal Lunching Wombat
SONGLINE: Wombat Lunch
YER: Wombatistan
Dön Dön Dön Dün Dün Dün Dün #wombat
3167b matgrandma-warnings | 1:09 | 10 Mar 2023

Maddesiz Kamuflaj | The Go Verne'mental Cleaning Parade

Maddesiz Kamuflaj | The Go Verne'mental Cleaning Parade
SONGLINE: The Mirror
YER: Wombatistan
It's just a logo. #cruising
3168 those-men | 1:26 | 11 Mar 2023

Toprakla Kunuşmalar | Conversations With The Land

Toprakla Kunuşmalar | Conversations With The Land
SONGLINE: Shrike Thrush
YER: Wombatistan
In Memory of the entitled trespassers. #shrike
3169 are-you-english | 1:26 | 12 Mar 2023

Küçükler Ligi İle Net Değeriniz | Your Net Worth With Little League

Küçükler Ligi İle Net Değeriniz | Your Net Worth With Little League
SONGLINE: Little League Softball - WORTH, Brevinor 28 Day Automatic Depression Tablets
YER: Newtown
In memory of "Use Condoms". Thanks for making me laugh.
3170 your-net-worth | 1:18 | 13 Mar 2023

Yasaya Aykırı Bankacılık Politikası | The Commonwealth Bank's Domestic Violence Package

Yasaya Aykırı Bankacılık Politikası | The Commonwealth Bank's Domestic Violence Package
SONGLINE: Budgie Killers
YER: Wombatistan
Superannuation Law Failure #budgie
3171 superannuation law-fail | 1:38 | 14 Mar 2023

Geçersiz Finansal Logolar | In Memory Of Your Invalid Shapeshifting Identities

Geçersiz Finansal Logolar | In Memory Of Your Invalid Shapeshifting Identities
SONGLINE: Reckless Acronyms, Financial Ombudsman
YER: St Johns' Girls High Auburn
During the recession you had to have, they never voted for you. #audit
3172 landslide-wound | 1:08 | 15 Mar 2023

Bir Biftek İçin İlk Yalnız Yolculuk | Dancing With The Light

Bir Biftek İçin İlk Yalnız Yolculuk | Dancing With The Light
SONGLINE: Thoroughly Dead
YER: Lithgow
3173 tinshedlight | 1:17 | 16 Mar 2023

Şiş Kebap'lanılmıs Atlıkarınca | Kebab Skewered Carousel

Şiş Kebap'lanılmıs Atlıkarınca | Kebab Skewered Carousel
SONGLINE: Carousel
YER: Darling Harbour
Skewered & char-grilled. #carousel
3174 darling-harbour-carousel | 1:16 | 17 Mar 2023

Vegemite Sağlık Sisteminizin Hiç Bitmeyen Finansman Sorunlarının Portresi | Illegal Prescriptions

Vegemite Sağlık Sisteminizin Hiç Bitmeyen Finansman Sorunlarının Portresi | Illegal Prescriptions
SONGLINE: Seroquel
YER: Blue Mountains District ANZAC Memorial Hospital Katoomba
In memory of your nationally sanctioned filth. #misdiagnosis
3175 illegal-prescription | 1:17 | 18 Mar 2023

Yarı Otomatik Silahla Bir Kanguruyu Öldüremeyen Komşunun Anısına | Class-D Chain Slinger

Yarı Otomatik Silahla Bir Kanguruyu Öldüremeyen Komşunun Anısına | Class-D Chain Slinger
SONGLINE: Just One Fix, Makita
YER: Wombatistan
...while everyone else in town can nail it with 1 shot. Failure to regulate. #cordlessdrill
3176 chaingun-slinger | 1:12 | 19 Mar 2023

 

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