Smoke Not, Lest Ye Get Burned: A Grilling Judgement Call

Skip It : The McCormick Texas BBQ Rub Review | DRY CAMP : Beef Perspectives

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□✔ aus terör, consumer experience, cultural commentary, literalism, translation

0120_mcCormick-BBQ-rub | 1:06 | 3 Nov 2021

Captain's Log, Post Mortem Report [20241008_1611]
The attempt to weigh in on what should be regarded as a serious matter--| while remaining detached from actual responsibilities, sparked considerable backlash. This revealed a deeper flaw in the judgement of choosing to skip the use of McCormmick's Texas Grill Mates BBQ Rub. As the self-proclaimed moral arbiter continued to remain free from reproach, by deflecting the attention away from their own questionable decisions, the definition of humility went for a quiet walk out of the dictionary ..while this was nothing more than just a bog standard exercise in Türk`ic translation.

TRANSCRIPT:

duman'lı Teksas'tan döndüm
i'm just back from smoking Texas

sigara Texas!
smoking texas!

McCormick'den barbekü ovma
BBQ rub by McCormick

pek fenah
it's pretty awful

Teksas'đa yemek iste'rim
i would rather eat in Texas

bu pox'u tekrar dene'mem
than try this stuff again

ama bir iyi bölüm var'dı
but, there was one part that

benim işçin tamam taş'landı
totally rocked for me

hangi talimat de'di
which was the instructions that said

McCormick Grill Mates Barbekü'yü
rub McCormick Grill Mates BBQ Rub

kaburga'ların üzer'ine ov
onto ribs

evet!
yeah!

vay be!
oh yeah!

yani eğlence işçin
so for entertainment purposes

bu gerçek'ten harika'ydı
that was actually brilliant

bundan çok keyif aldım
i enjoyed that a lot

sağol McCormick
thank you McCormick

açıkça kötü bir karar çağrısı yaptı
she's clearly made a bad judgement call

zaman zaman insanların başına gelir
that happens to people from time to time

ama bu çok ciddi bir konuydu
but this was a very serious issue

ve bence var
and i think there are

çok ɉiddi endişeler
very serious concerns

topluluk'ta
in the community

yargı'nın uygu'lanması hak'kında
about exercising judgement

evet, bokumu ye
yeah, ****'of-mine eat

blech! never again & you're never going to be alone with needing to make that kind of a critical decision! see you'/s at the hearing or wedding, in {texas!

~ iD-ENTiTY

~ My Name Is Ayça, get used to it

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