Wombat Bok Haber Report

Wombat Pooetry Zeitgeist : Poopy Australian Harmonic Perspectives In Türk`lish

click on the picture to watch the playlist on youtube

SONGLINE: Cem Karaca ~ Ben Bir Ceviz Ağacıyım

YER: Wombatistan

australian vowel harmony, nerde polis, media studies, wombat poo bok haber

WBR p001 | 0:39 | 21 Jun 2021

This series documents the early translation work that captured the initial Australian Vowel Harmony experiments at Wombatistan. It also shows how the wombat poop wasn't cube-shaped on the property. After a decade of living with wombats, I never saw a single cube-shape one. You can access the YouTube playlist to take a look for yourself, by using the following link:

WOMBAT POO BOK HABER PLAYLIST

This work was pivotal in identifying the first Turkic vowels, which also initiated the MAAT language documentation series ~ Mostly English Notes on MAAT Mystery Linguistics 2000.

I will be compiling a revised study to package the entire series as one. It’s important for me to maintain my notes in chronological order to track the progression of the learning journey. This page will serve as the initial summary for the compilation while I work on annotations for the rest of the index. 

IS WOMBAT POO REALLY CUBE-SHAPED?
No, not in Wombatistan. The shape might vary in other regions with different types of species, particularly where there is a higher population of bipeds with opposable thumbs, depending on how people choose to define a cube, or fabricate one. The thumbnails below link to each video sample individually, allowing you to see how the side profiles might appear a bit squared, but the pellets were always extruded cylinders or curved blobs. They were never cubes with 6 distinct faces here.

Please keep our unique Australian Vowel Harmony language research in mind, the next time you hear someone trying to be scientifikuntal about their wombat scatology facts. Look them directly in the eye as you assess their scientifikuntal credibility based on the delivery of the spoken word (science) ..then count how many video samples they can provide during their scientifikuntal presentations, where their evidence has been based on actual scats observed on the land. Take note of the ones who use strategic camera angles to give the impression it's a cube and watch them press on about how «scientists» ~ finally cracked the mystery of cube-shaped poop that never existed in Wombatistan.

We have thousands of samples here, but figured 35 takes should be enough to offer a solid impresson of what the baseline average looks like across 126 acres of bush.

~ My Name Is Ayça, get used to it

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